archived shows
2008
show 56 – The ILP featured a stellar line up of Debbie, Tyler, Housemate and Dave!
What can’t Tyler eat with chop sticks returned for part 2, we talk about
random things you can do with potatoes, give a guide to writing poetry to a
loved one. More importantly there is future news, talk of Gorillas, confusion
with the date and the conservation that has been put off for a long
time…which member of Girls Aloud would you want to Shag. Find out which
Debbie wants to go for. All this and some great tunes, what more could you
want?
show 55 – We here at The ILP have decided to re-examine
the output in order to determine that it was suitable and fit for broadcast.
After long discussions we realised that the one thing
lacking was alcohol at recordings and as a result all profanities are
completely appropriate especially if used in a sexual manner. We are happy to
say that this breach in confidence has been rectified. The ILP Show 55 is the
result. This week Dave, Tyler,
Housemate, Debbie and a Shireen Cameo discuss
graffiti in toilets, prank phone calls we’ve made in the past,
Debbie’s trip to Paris, and find out what Tyler can’t eat with
chopsticks, pirates, the winner of our donkey competition and much more. Along
with an unrant and all your
correspondence!
show 54 – In reaction to recent events the public was
in uproar as to where the bounds of taste and decency lie. With this in mind we
here at The ILP are proud to present our tasteless special, filled full of all
the songs we had previously deemed inappropriate to play, including RATM, NOFX,
Super Furry Animals, Fat Boy Slim, The Prodigy and of course where would we be
without Blink 182 singing “We fucked your Mum” and The Camel Toe
song. Present this week was Dave, Debbie and John were joined by Doctor Sam who
made his debut and helped answer all those important medical questions,
including “what’s the worse thing you’ve removed form
someone’s orifice?” and how to remove peas form your nose. Another
debut this show was Rachel who joined us on the phone live from
show 53 – For Show 53 The ILP returned to its
show 52 – The Credit Crunch finally hit The ILP which meant we decided to fire
show 51 – It was difficult to try and top the
pirate show but I think we did it. We created a sparkly jingle with bleeps and
clicks and voices to confuse the senses and put you off balance for the rest
for the show. This time, we find out about Debbie’s heroics, John talks
about near death experience, find out about Dave’s “date”
instigated by Tyler and Tyler…well he’s there. Dan returns for his
film section and speaks about the London Film festival and about what you
should be watching this year! Also is correspondence where we clear up
Dave’s garbled misunderstanding of Jose’s message and have a few
blasts form the past
show 50 – Wow we have finally reached Show 50
and who would have thought? Not I, especially after listening to the first few
shows! Anyways it is time for ILP celebration as we reach this landmark. And
what better way to celebrate than to do an International Speak Like A Pirate
Day (which is this Friday 19th) special? So expect pirate jokes, songs puns and
all the ILP kids doing our best to speak like a pirate! Also there is the usual
random chat, your letters and a rant. Wow we have finally reached Show 50 and who would have thought? Not I,
especially after listening to the first few shows! Anyways it is time for ILP
celebration as we reach this landmark. And what better way to celebrate than to
do an International Speak Like A Pirate Day (which is this Friday 19th)
special? So expect pirate jokes, songs puns and all the ILP kids doing our best
to speak like a pirate! Also there is the usual random chat, your letters and a
rant.
show
49 – The ILP Show 49 nearly began in a similar way to Show 1 but with
Shireen and Dan onboard we quickly escaped the board
games and moved on to what really matters. This time we recorded at West India
Quay where Shireen was Dragon Boat Racing. The show
also includes second part of the second part of our Summer Season of Science
special, with some mind reading and lots of Tequila and Anna! We finally
feature the Cheese songs which have been on hold for a long, long time and
there is an exclusive interview with the Smoke Fairies on a farm in Shadwell
and of course we play their new song. In addition to this there is of course
all the usual great music and come fun interviews with people we met whilst out
recording which means its one tightly packed show!
show 48 – Our Second Summer Season of Science begins
with recording once again on Leister Sq. This time Tyler and Chief Scientist
James invited people to have a quick chat with Nicola in the name of science,
but not before James had put Nicola back in her place after the failure at
Cheese Fest. In the Studio, Tyler and Debbie explain why they have not been in
the same show for so long! John, Dave and Shireen are
also present chatting about Dyslexia, Animal sex habits, literally dropping
acid, how to do well in exams and more. Along with some great songs form Ida
Maria, Black Kids, Rage, Gracie Fields, Dolly Parton
and a special request!
show47
– The ILP Show 47 comes
live and direct from Cheese Fest 2008! Join Nicola, John, Debbie, Lilly and
Producer Dave for extended coverage of this year’s event and come very
cheesy music! They talk to the organisers, a Cheese Fest Protester, there is
some cheese science, the case of the Frisbee stuck in the tree and we speak to
lot’s of randoms who came in to join the fun. Additionally there are the
usual features and nonsense!
show 46 – For the ILP
Show 46 Dave’s dream finally came true and he was surrounded by women in
sharp contrast to the masculine show 45 we decided to have a girly show. This fits
in well with our Musical themed show were everyone picked songs from our fave musicals including Jerry Springer the Opera, Trapped
in the Closet and Jay Z. With the onslaught of the girly show we talked about
wedding dresses, presents for boyfriends and being staled on busses. Debbie tell us tales form
show 45 – Show 45 begins with just the men Tyler, Dave and John and once we realise
that the show will not turn into an episode of Top Gear we take a sigh of
relief and move on to John telling us about the cat Zeus and his fascination
with used condoms and Dave has an update about his admirer. Shireen then comes
to join us and we challenge her on everything from her new Russian flatmate, to
rent to why she won’t marry Dave. John talks silent disco and we have a
Cheese Fest update.
There is the rant and correspondence and all the usual randomness
as well as music from At The Drive In, Ben Harper, Grandmaster Flash, Maximo
Park and more.
show 44 –
show
43 – Tyler returns from Japan
and this week it is Mr Scientist himself James’ turn to be off clocking
up the carbon footprint this time in Canada and the US fulfilling The
ILP’s ambitions to visit every corner of the glob this year. But fear not
because before he went away we put Nicola in charge and recorded some very
special Science. Back in the studio John, Dave, Tyler and Debbie are all back
together for the first time since early March. Debbie tries to get a PR job
promoting Girls Allowed and talks about her Camel Toe-which leads Dave to bring
up ratemycameltoe.com We decided to join one of the circle line parties and
give some dating survival tips. Tyler talks of Japan and John is a Trex,
apparently. There is the usual correspondence and rant and we go off on one
about how many countries Britain stole at one point.
show 42 – Debbie returns from
show 41 – Okay the hangovers
that the Saung Song induced immediately after were
not bur you can’t have everything. Well Dave had returned from
show 40 – This is the second
show recorded without Dave and as a consequence many a pop shot was again taken
but that’s not the selling point. Nicola once again joined the team and
decided to take on presenter duties which made for some very effective first
links but then the wine must have gotten to her as it did with everyone else.
The Cheese song finally made it’s debut, the chocolate Labradors
didn’t so Debbie said she would marry anyone who could tell us what the
story was. Tyler arrived late and for the first time we had a song clash and
John was there and then was not and returned again. There is talk of Skiing and
hammers thrown through windows. Then finally we decided to set Dave up on
mysinglefriend.com and we are not sure if he will like his description-it suits
him tho but will he pull? Who knows? And to be fair most of you won’t
really care. So listen in to some wicked music and fun before Dave returns to
ruin it all and probably get his own back.
show 39 – Dave is away this week and he has left us all alone to
play with his toys! Almost inexplicably porn and fisting are discussed *more*!
Whoda thunk it? We have Debbie discussing imminent unemployment, we all apply
for jobs for Tyler, Annie gives us the lowdown on all things artistic in her
theatre review and the ILP take full advantage of Dave not being present by
interviewing his sister.
show
38 – The Reading Marathon Special - The
date finally arrived and when it did Tyler and James both wondered why they had
offered to be so kind and gat up at 6AM! Dave and Jamie started wondering why
they signed up to do it! Yes this is the Reading Half marathon show. Featuring
live commentary and a post run reflection from the whole ILP crew and a show
packed full of songs tenuously linked to running! We also have a rant from
Debbie, the usual correspondence, Zara makes a guest appearance, Dave realises
once again that he is the only singleton on the show and we help Debbie
desperately search for a career along with the usual randomness.
show 37 – Condensed
seemed to be the word of the day and to be sure condensed it was! Stripped down
to a core crew of Dave, Debbie and Tyler Dan made his debut appearance with our
Film feature and Garry walked in halfway through as a special guest!
Conservations cover why girls appear crazy after being dumped, psycho killers,
non-correspondence, libraries, Free London Busses, discuss Glastonbury and a
Rant about expensive bars!
show
36 – The 2008 Valentines Special - February
14th has come around again so this is the show for you if you are single and
bitter, in a couple and looking for tips and to set a romantic or if you
couldn’t care less. We play our favourite love songs, except Tyler who
plays something bitter…Nicola talks about potential presents, although
you might be insane to buy theses for a loved one, Debbie reveals Apple’s
new iBreast and some interesting takes on Valentines Day, Tyler gives a guide
to the unerogenous zones and Dave just complains about being single-shock! We
also have an exclusive interview with the Crane Brothers another amazing
upcoming band-this one is a gooden!
show 35 – Happy
2008 nearly a month late! Well who the hell cares because The ILP is back! And
more soulful than EVER! Yes while you have been enjoying Christmas festivities,
drinking through the New Year and completely broke in January we here at The
ILP towers have been beavering away on the show and I’m sure you will be
pleased with the results.
2007
show 34 – The ILP Christmas Special 2007 - The ILP is proud to
present our second Christmas Podcast featuring our first attempt at AmDram
Cinderella. Join us for Christmas Day fun (yes I know it's a day late but the
drinking got in the way of the editing, yadda yadda) where things go wrong as
Tyler cooks and breaks himself. Debbie and John pad as Dave is inundated with
phone calls. There are lots of other interesting things thrown in.
show
33 – 'Tis the season to be jolly and 2007
is coming to an end but before all the festivities get under way and everyone
begins reflecting on the we have an ILP show to keep you going. This show
should have contained our new film segment but unfortunately due to reasons
beyond our control it only half does. Also many of you may be wondering what
happened to Nicolas Stigmata...well you find out here! Along with the usual
correspondence and oracle although there is a lack of a rant...henny way the
music rocks ENJOY!
show 32 – After
the Stress of the
show 31 – The
show 30 – Yes
it's been a bit of a challenge and now that we are 30 maybe The ILP is starting
to get over the hill....yes we've had several issues brining you this show
which was ready on Monday but alas hat is all done and dusted so here it tis! So this time Dave, Tyler and Debbie are rejoined by Doug and
a special guest Sheepy. Tyler proclaims he is Mr Fucked Off and is a miseable
bastard throughout proceedings. So we talk hair, new fashion, Doug and Tyler
try on Boots, Tyler has a new Animal Noise feature and we find new uses for the
Benny Hill theme. For some reason Philip and Lady Di take a beating as wel as
taste and decency. Yes we tell you how not to get sued and probably will get
sued in the process.
show 29 – Unfortunately this show
seems to have ascended-the cheeky bugger. It’s very unlikely that it will
return in its previous form so tho of you lucky to bags it in time you might
want to keep as it could be worth a pile of cash in some ears time. It might,
however, not…who knoweths?
show
28 – The Harvest Festival Special - Another
exciting show and exciting times for The ILP as we have lot's of fun things on
the run up to Christmas BUT let's begin with today our first and more than
likely last ever Harvest show! Dreamt up by Tyler who later quoted as
"this is the worst festival ever"... That does not mean it is the worst show ever! There are lot's of
tenuous Harvest related songs and a specially written never heard before song
by Kerry the newest voice on The ILP. Debbie returns from her treck across
remote places with some interesting tales. Jamie shows us all how to get into
shape before the marathon. We launch an new competition and look into the
history of harvest. Shireen our Oracle helps us solve the first riddle. John
does some special cooking which Tyler refuses to eat and er there is the usual
correspondence, rants and randomness.
show 27 – Well
it’s that time again and yes The ILP Show 27 is out for you to listen to.
Don’t all rush in at once tho as you might well crash the server. This show
is perhaps our most random so far, and regular listeners will agree that is an
achievement in itself! We moved to a new studio and everything when wrong with
sickness, and travel and everything. Annie joins Dave, John, and Tyler, for
some more cookery and the return of the rant…about the underground! There
is some really good music, tho feel free to skip Tyler’s non summer song
now out of context ;-) Thanks to all that have been listening as most of our
shows are now over the 500 download mark and our 2006 Christmas special is now
over 1000! Lot’s more exciting things planned for the future, with the
return of Debbie, New and Improved Sport from Jamie, some EXPLOSIVE Science and
the ILP WILL be hitting the road…so Ilse of White look out!
show 26 – The Summer Season of Science Special 2007 Part 2 - Our
Summer season continues with more special science, this time “live”
from
show 25 – The Summer Season of Science Special 2007 Part 1 - The ILP Show 25 is out where we have
two new voices to add to our growing clan. Debbie is away so Kim has come to
play and as the first of our "Robo Debbies" (as Tyler puts it) fills
her role perfectly. This our first extra special show in our two part Summer
Science season and Nicola makes her debut. Also there is a science song which
was especially written for the show! We tried to pick summer themed songs but
as half the team forgot is a mixed mash of music. All the usual correspondence
and stuff so hope you enjoy!
show 24
– The Debbie Special - Very
briefly this is Show 24, which is a show all about Debbie before she heads off around
the world for a month or two. Therefore we have Debbie based songs and Debbie
based links...and as it wasn't really planned it is perhaps more random than
usual with some laughing gas thrown in. Sorry about the sound quality but the
problem has now (hopefully) been fixed-stay tuned for more surprises coming up
in August with our "new" Debbie’s and our first (and more than
likely last) science season ;-)
show 23
– As it hits July and the
world seems to be falling apart, only to be held together with the gaffer tape
left over from Live Earth (What the hell would we have done without that
er...close call), The ILP is here to bring some sanity to proceedings. With
pleasure we present Show 23 which features the usual and Jamie does some sport,
Tim Tenyen gets a step closer to eurovision, we tackle some inportnant issues
and Debbie tries to get a sneaky £100 out of Dave by investigating the Dave
Goreman idea.
show 22
– Show 22 is now up and this time features a
cheesey dream and Tim Tenyen update, Debbie tries to quit smoking and tells us
about her trying to find herself. Our very own Freelance Scientists visited
Cheese Fest and conducted Cheesy science, Tyler attemps to cook again, Dave
sets a challenge to find other Dave Lortals, Doug had a run in with Will Young
and we play some great music.
show 21 –
show 20 –
show 18 – The hottest day of the year perhaps and The ILP took to the garden and had an ill advised BBQ which covered us in smoke. We harassed the neighbours and this week Dave, Debbie, James and Tyler were joined by Helen and newbie’s Steph and Alice. James does some Psychological Science.
show 17
–
show 16
– This
was dear Annie’s first show and things got of to the usual start with
Annie reading gay Japanese Anime Porn that sent the porn bell a ringing. This
was
show 15 – Recorded the morning after Dave’s retox party (he had been sober for six weeks), this
probably wasn’t the best time we have ever planed to record a show. The
first time the dictionary was featured to help us get some inspiration and a
successful idea that turned out to be! Science returned for some explosive fun!
We receive a phone call from Shireen, Tyler tries to
give away all his crap, we play 2 questions and Tyler bitches about not being
able to make noise in Harrods. What could have been a hung over disaster turned
into a hair of the dog success, helped by further drinking…
show 14 – The Valentines Show 2007 - Valentines Special
2007 – For the 14th Show it was Valentines Day Doug’s
birthday and Pizza time! We talk about an email sent by Genki,
kidz too kool for skool at the Ass Now gig, and Lisa wins the competition.
Jamie joins us for some Sport, we invited the neighbours
around and then scared the living shit out of them and the Doug came back and
we had a very special birthday link. All the songs are love themed so enjoy!
show 13 – It’s the first show of 2007 and The ILP
is fresh from it’s Winter break ready to bring smut and stupid comments
to your ears. John tries out his new feature “Common Sense”, and we
discuss an email sent from D who was harassed by a sexy 40 yr old. We discuss
the time off, Dave reveals he is not drinking and it all goes wrong from there.
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2006
show 12 –
Christmas show
show 11 –
show 10 – The ILP Musical Special 2006 - The ILP went all
musical for show 10 with each song being a classic chosen from a well known
musical. Okay that might not be true but make sure you listen to the end where
there is a rather interesting cover of “My Favourite
Things”. This show also brought you our first Science experiment as James
(Housemate) returned to shower
show 9 – This was the show that nearly never was. We
recorded a whole show only for it to be gone in one swift technical error! The
horror! So luckily everyone was god natured and we recorded it word for
word-well we would have done if we remembered any of it but fun packed was the
pre-record none the less! There is lot’s of masturbation talk, star
readings; we talk Cedars, Correspondence which involves prostitutes, beastality and David Hasselhoff.
Oh yes and stickers!
show 8 – With everyone back together in the same room
again there is much confusion. Everything turns to porn as Debbie talks about
getting arrested in a strip club and John heroically escapes death from a fire
in Whitechapel. We talk potential Olympic sports,
Debbie plots to take over the world, Tyler gets confused, John rant about Madonna
and we try and unsuccessfully get celebrities to come and join us. For the
first time we hear form Shireen in a special link
recorded form
show 7 – This show is perhaps the most presenters
heavy and least structured of the early ones-which says a lot but you will
understand when we get into it. It starts with
show 6 – This was the first show that set The ILP on
it’s current format. We moved John and Debbie closer to the mics, rather than having them in the background, and the
rest quite frankly is history. We announce that The ILP is to move on to it’s second studio (and now it’s been brought
from so many locations it’s pointless to mention it). We talk about our
rivals and challenge JK and Joel, there is talk of the festivals that we have
been to over the summer, we talk Ginger, people with STI’s
and this is where the first stickers arrived all packed into 3 links. Oh yes
this was the last show with 3 links.
show 5 – We liked Debbie so much we decided to ask her
back for a second visit and totally randomly John appeared. We sat them on the
sofa whilst Tyler and I hogged the mics. They both
however proved to be so good that we shared the mics
for the next show and they had equal billing form them on. Dave still
can’t say the word rant, we talk Baseball, there is Burger talk and
mixing of Ketchup and Mayo, we fulfil Irish
Sarah’s request and much more. Jamie talks Sport and we find out where he
has been!
show 4 – This is Debbies
first appearance as our Special Music correspondent, to be fair didn’t
last long as she was so good we bumped her up to top billing and there she has
stayed. So along with music chat there is job interview talk, foot scrapers, we
try and talk like emo kids, and get very serious
about The Middle East.
show 3 – Stuart came to the studio for what was to be
his last show for The ILP (although he has done things for us since) and Jamie
returned to do some sport. We talk about the letters we managed to get into the
Metro, we reveal the winners of the competition that was launched and return to
Jaded lovers, and there is then a very painful rap which was set by Joya one of our listeners. Dave then talks about getting
mugged and it’s obvious The ILP started in a bad
place which has long been left behind.
show 2 – Well this is where it all began with a Be
Your Own Pet Track and Tyler doing a crap American accent. This was a geek fest
of a show with us talking role playing, Stuart talking computers and the Battlestar Galatica theme. We
ponder the World Cup selections, and basically talk about what we are going to
do and take the podcast. Really the only thing that
we did actually end up doing was having lots of presenters. This is a short
show as we had humble beginnings-to be honest it’s best to skip these and
start with Show 6.
show 1 – Well this is where it all began with a Be
Your Own Pet Track and Tyler doing a crap American accent. This was a geek fest
of a show with us talking role playing, Stuart talking computers and the Battlestar Galatica theme. We
ponder the World Cup selections, and basically talk about what we are going to
do and take the podcast. Really the only thing that
we did actually end up doing was having lots of presenters. This is a short
show as we had humble beginnings-to be honest it’s best to skip these and
start with Show 6.